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Chanuka For Real

Chanuka For Real

What if you only have eight lights for the entire Chanuka?

Most say, light one each night.

Some say, save all eight for the last night.

Rav Shteiman says, one the first, two the second, three the third, and trust in Hashem.

Chanuka Sameach!

Chanuka Blowout Made Easy

Chanuka Blowout Made Easy

1-Loshon Hora

2-Goyish Books

3-Or Music

4-Or Culture

5-Or Recreation

6-Tumah

7-Use Goyish Name

8-Get Drunk

9-Oversleep

10-Bitul Torah

11-Dreidel With Peh

12-Unfiltered Devices

13-Partial Bowing In Davening

14-Tzitzis Tucked In

15-Pegam Bris

16-Ingratitude

17-Turbo Shema

Chanuka Victory List available upon request.

Chanuka Sameach!

On Chanukah We Celebrate

On Chanukah We Celebrate

The miraculous menorah activity

At least the Rambam feels that way

Most Jews do too

All other holidays

Are based on miracles

That were critical for our survival

Chanuka doesn’t fit

Celebration seems unwarranted

We don’t create holidays

For all our miracles

We’d never have any down time

Yaakov Avinu Had His Reasons

Yaakov Avinu Had His Reasons

Bowed to Esav

And called him master

Mordechai was Yaakov

And Haman Esav

Didn’t bow

And not his master

Why not?

Love At First Sight

Love At First Sight

Yaakov Avinu falls for it

Right?

Check again

ויהי כאשר ראה יעקב את רחל

Vayehi is an expression of pain

Love came later

What brought it out?

Another One Bites The Dust

Another One Bites The Dust

Marriage and burial

Equalized by chesed

Long Live The King

Can’t Walk To Israel

Can’t Walk To Israel

Not from New Jersey

Immerse and traverse

The Atlantic mikveh

Hi tide crashing

Your stale party

Highwave to One

H to O

Eliezer Wants It In Writing

Eliezer Wants It In Writing

And that’s perfectly fine

For a donkey

We all want it in writing too

We’re perfectly fine

Being donkeys

Just be תמים

With Hashem

Trust Him

More than your best friend

Daven

You won’t be a donkey

Yishmael’s Purpose in Life

Yishmael’s Purpose in Life

To avenge the abuse inflicted on Hagar

See Ramban (16:6)

We misbehave

Yishmael’s on the way

Custodian of Israel

While we suffer exile

Eventually educate us

To get our prayers heard

Noach And Company

Noach And Company

Are told again and again

Be fruitful and multiply

This is one of the taryag mitzvos

Why isn’t it one of the seven mitzvos of Bnei Noach?