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Stump Your Rabbi
We blow the shofar after ne’ila on Yom Kippur.
Even if it’s Shabbos, before nightfall.
When Rosh Hashana is on Shabbos, we don’t shofar at all.
Why shofar the Shabbos for a minhag but not for a mitzva d’Oraysa?
Shabbos Shalom
& G’mar Chasima Tova

Left Right Left
Two lines from Tikunei Zohar:
Rosh Hashana is the sister chag of Pesach.
Pesach is Vav Heh, while Rosh Hashana is Yud Heh.
Contradiction?
Shabbos Shalom
K’siva V’Chasima Tova!

Top Ten Rosh Hashana 5783 List
Prep:
Simcha
Short Haircut
Leave Beard and Peyos
Donate Meals To the Needy
Shofar:
Simcha
Quiet Confession
Bend Over
Emerging Angels
בשופר של איל
First Set-Modern Day Idolatry
Second Set-Promiscuity Of All Kinds
Third Set-Bloodshed Of All Kinds
Fourth Set-Loshon Hora
Davening:
Simcha
Count Your 100 Brochos
100 Blasts Too
Hair Off Ears
Daven For Others’ Finances
Focus on Middle Brochos of Torah and Kohanim
Moshiach Now
First Meal:
Simcha
Red, Yellow, and Green Apples Dipped in Honey
Look Routinely At the Big Five
Learning:
Simcha
Tehillim 47
Likutei Moharan 60

Calling All Shofars!
If you have a shofar, or can borrow one, please video yourself bluzzing.
Then, send it to us asap.
Thanks

Take The Stand
Rashi says, women can’t testify.
Rashbi says, like all mitzvos requiring standing.
Explain
Shabbos Shalom

Teshuva For What?
Can a person fulfill the mitzva of teshuva without doing an aveira first?
Shabbos Shalom

Common Misconception
Hashem doesn’t hate evil people.
Just their actions.
Prove this wrong.
Shabbos Shalom

Cry Mama Cry
Moshe Rabenu davens 515 times to enter Eretz Yisroel.
For the sake of Tisha B’Av, Hashem tells him to stop.
Moshe stops davening.
Hashem tells Rochel to stop crying.
Reason unclear.
Does she stop crying?
Shabbos Shalom!

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