Posture Problem
All mitzvos must be performed “the way they grow”.
Lulav upright. Esrog and Mishkan beams too.
Yet, it’s wrong to walk like a Marine.
Even when walking is a mitzva.
People don’t grow straight up?
Shabbos Shalom
Yisro Missed Har Sinai
Went home to convert people instead.
Why not wait till after the big event?
Shabbos Shalom
L’Negdi Tamid Life Insurance
Don’t forget to get your hands on kosher esrog edibles for Tu B’Shvat.
The tzaddikim guarantee a year of life for this simple avoda.
Gut Yom Tov!
A Goyish Thief Deserves To Die
Eating food without a brocho is thievery.
Nevertheless, nobody says that goyim have to make brochos on food.
Why not?
Shabbos Shalom
Hashem Sends Moshe Rabenu
To wreak makkos on Mitzrayim.
Why does Moshe agree to stop those very makkos with his tefillos?
Shabbos Shalom
Who’s Afraid
Moshe Rabenu walks calmly through a lion’s den.
Takes down Og Melech HaBashan.
Clobbers the Malach HaMavess with his staff.
Runs away from a fake snake?
Interrupting his conversation with Hashem Himself?
Shabbos Shalom
Who Buried Yitzchok?
In Vayishlach, “Esav and Yaakov” did.
Here in Vayechi, looks like Yaakov says, “They buried Yitzchok”.
Contradiction?
Shabbos Shalom
Food For Thought
Yaakov Avinu’s on his death bed.
Why do we only see Yosef doing bikur cholim?
Have an easy fast!
You Were Smart
Because of Shabbos, you bought extra long candles for tonight’s Chanuka lighting.
You Weren’t Smart
You bought three candles by mistake.
Now what?
Shabbos Shalom