Prepare For War!

Prepare For War!

1-Learn the provided sources well.
2-Tune in Monday night (9pm EST) after Megila reading.
3-Answer all questions fired at you from Israel.

The victorious will be paraded thru the streets on the King’s prize steed!

Sources:

Shemos 17:8-16
Bamidbar 24:20
Devarim 25:17-19
Megillas Esther Ch. 6
Mishnayos Megilla 1:1,4. 2:1-5.
Rambam Hilchos Megila 1:1-4. 2:1,3,7,12,15-18

All sources can be found on-line.
I’m available to help, so are the rest of the Yidden!

Shabbos Shalom

Posture Problem

Posture Problem

All mitzvos must be performed “the way they grow”.
Lulav upright. Esrog and Mishkan beams too.

Yet, it’s wrong to walk like a Marine.
Even when walking is a mitzva.

People don’t grow straight up?

Shabbos Shalom

Yisro Missed Har Sinai

Yisro Missed Har Sinai

Went home to convert people instead.
Why not wait till after the big event?

Shabbos Shalom

L’Negdi Tamid Life Insurance

L’Negdi Tamid Life Insurance

Don’t forget to get your hands on kosher esrog edibles for Tu B’Shvat.
The tzaddikim guarantee a year of life for this simple avoda.

Gut Yom Tov!

A Goyish Thief Deserves To Die

A Goyish Thief Deserves To Die

Eating food without a brocho is thievery.
Nevertheless, nobody says that goyim have to make brochos on food.

Why not?

Shabbos Shalom

Hashem Sends Moshe Rabenu

Hashem Sends Moshe Rabenu

To wreak makkos on Mitzrayim.
Why does Moshe agree to stop those very makkos with his tefillos?

Shabbos Shalom

Bnei Meron

Who’s Afraid

Who’s Afraid

Moshe Rabenu walks calmly through a lion’s den.
Takes down Og Melech HaBashan.
Clobbers the Malach HaMavess with his staff.

Runs away from a fake snake?
Interrupting his conversation with Hashem Himself?

Shabbos Shalom

Who Buried Yitzchok?

Who Buried Yitzchok?

In Vayishlach, “Esav and Yaakov” did.
Here in Vayechi, looks like Yaakov says, “They buried Yitzchok”.

Contradiction?

Shabbos Shalom

Food For Thought

Food For Thought

Yaakov Avinu’s on his death bed.

Why do we only see Yosef doing bikur cholim?

Have an easy fast!