Tonight In Your Sukkas Shalom

You might be inspired to invite the Ushpizin Kadishin

Why not, right?

Well, if you invite them, they all come

Each meal you invite them to

And if you’re hosting people in need

They bless you with all they’ve got

If it’s just friends and family

Nobody in need

The Ushpizin rain down curses

Yes, curses

If you’re the baal habayis

And you want Ushpizin benefits

You’ve got two options:

1-Invite at least one needy person each time

2-Sponsor a meal for the needy with your local tzedaka each time

Otherwise

Don’t invite the Ushpizin

חג שמח